
Honorable mention: Anna Torv’s smooth, buttery voice. Both brought to you by the people who love filming the inside of a xerox machine. • { 2 } { 3 } { 4 } { 5 } { 6 }

If you have to ask if she’s worth it, you clearly haven’t been paying attention. • { 3 } { 4 } { 5 } { 6 }



Anyone who says that they don’t giggle like a 5-year-old at those name gags is clearly lying.

Sidebar: I floundered for a while with the words to describe the high caliber of this show — and then a list of reasons like this came out instead. Be honest, though, how many of you love this unobtrusive yet inexplicably brilliant side character? Needless to say, this is the first in a series of numbered (but only loosely ordered) cracktastic reasons to watch this show. I apologize in advance for my dorkiness to everyone who’s actually trying in earnest to net new viewers. :-P