thebusstop:

In case you’re not aware, Stephen Colbert is going H.A.M. on Sen. Jon Kyl over on Twitter.

Kyl (R-Ariz.), you of course remember, infamously stated last week that abortion was “well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does” — it’s actually 3% — then had his office issue a statement saying “his remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, a organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.”

Jon Kyl, I think this means you’re on notice.

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The single track in Walter’s mind never fails to lead us here. ♥ { 4 } { 5 } { 6 }

 Nnngh. This one seems pretty self-explanatory. • { 3 } { 5 } { 6 }

Anyone who says that they don’t giggle like a 5-year-old at those name gags is clearly lying.

Sidebar: I floundered for a while with the words to describe the high caliber of this show — and then a list of reasons like this came out instead.  Be honest, though, how many of you love this unobtrusive yet inexplicably brilliant side character?  Needless to say, this is the first in a series of numbered (but only loosely ordered) cracktastic reasons to watch this show.  I apologize in advance for my dorkiness to everyone who’s actually trying in earnest to net new viewers. :-P

kitoky: andybernard:

Happy Halloween!

Guess what’s back on tonight, kids? COMMUNITYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

monkeyknifefight:

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So I’m Badum-papa-hip-spee-spee? :-P