Hi, I’m Leslie Knope. I love Pawnee, and I want to make it even better: better schools, safer streets, and a more progressive tax on residential properties.
Are you the kind of doctor who gets hooked on his own drugs?
Giving Christmas gifts is like a sport to me, finding or making the perfect something. It’s also like a sport to me because I always win. This year, though? My friends won. In fact, I got my ass handed to me.
Well, I wanted to sneak in before you got here — an absurd pipe dream I now realize was impossible.
‘Bye everybody, guess what? I was secretly an undercover rock star this whole time!
I just wanted to say… that I thought it was really cool how everything fell apart in there.
I need you to be in my life. You’re too important to me.