84th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

so let’s go out late / drink a lot
stay up past eight and dance
dance all night
and leave our boyfriends behind
And say what? Say, “Hi, I can’t get off the couch. I got fired from my job. I got kicked out of my apartment. I can’t pay any of my bills. My car is a piece of shit. I don’t have any friends—”—
You’re an asshole, Annie! I’m life. Is life bothering you? You have got to fight back on life. You better learn to fight. I’m life and I’m going to bite you in the ass! I’m trying to get you to fight for your shitty life, and you won’t do it!
Bridesmaids (2011)
Gilbert drew her close to him and kissed her. Then they walked home together in the dusk, crowned king and queen in the bridal realm of love, along winding paths fringed with the sweetest flowers that ever bloomed, and over haunted meadows where winds of hope and memory blew.
Giving Christmas gifts is like a sport to me, finding or making the perfect something. It’s also like a sport to me because I always win. This year, though? My friends won. In fact, I got my ass handed to me.